MAGA fans preparing to storm St. Peter’s Basilica should Trump lose conclave
MAGA fans preparing to storm St. Peter’s Basilica should Trump lose conclave
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MAGA fans preparing to storm St. Peter’s Basilica should Trump lose conclave
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RuPaul would be the best of popes.
edit: i was closer than i thought i would be
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Several people have done good pope drag, and I would see any of them in the office: Catherine O'Hara, pre-rape Marilyn Manson, the dude from Francis Bacon's Study after Portrait of Pope Innocent X. But RuPaul would probably be the best in terms of policy.
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DON’T GIVE THOSE MORANS ANY IDEAS, YOU FOOLS!!!1!
I mean, I’m a hard atheist that would gladly classify religion as child abuse, thereby preventing any exposure until a person has become an adult. That alone would dramatically restrict religion to the mentally ill within only a generation or two.
But judging from Francis’ track record, there is still hope for the Catholic Church to still do some material good, if they elect the right pontiff.
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Russia has probably sabotaged that election, too....
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Make the Vatican great again!
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I would love to see the Vatican guards in their awesome uniforms and shiny spears show MAGA what they're all about!!
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And now Cardinal Robert Prevost first USAian to be elected pope - perhaps Trump delegated the job…?
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Personally I'd like to see what a fully armed and operational Swiss Guard would do.
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Kill a lot of Nazis, as they are wont to do.
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That would be the happiest day of my life.
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Too bad the Vatican they protect, then helped those Nazis escape to South America
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Statistically it's most likely they dig holes and stay put, maybe repaint some 'barns' and blow up a bunch of bridges. No wait, that's what the Swiss Armed Forces would do. I have no clue what's statistically most like they would do.
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The Vatican Is less tolerant and kind than the US police forces
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If you think qualified immunity from Uncle Sam is good, just wait till you see a guy hopped up on qualified immunity from God
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The Vatican Is less sympathetic to their cause than the US police forces
FTFMe.
Any illusions I had a about a gram of tolerance and kindness in US police evaporated while I spent half a year watching them beat and instigate with protestors, among other things.
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???? Is he even a candidate?
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Fun fact if he was baptized as a catholic he is eligible.
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Yes, there is precedent. Some random Catholic who wasn't even a priest got selected after a conclave had been stuck in political deadlock for literal years. He couldn't actually take the job till he was ordained, which he did. He immediately instituted a bunch of rules including locking them away together with no luxuries until a decision was made to make sure that problem didn't happen again. (It happened again multiple times anyway.)
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Psst, check out the comm name
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Just call them rebels.
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