I saw this. Now you will.

wait until u hear about how the pope is elected

could God rig an election so hard that He himself could not win it?
- You have been awarded 5 Hexbear gold
- it's impossible to rig an election!!!! Unless you're trump somehow. That's the one exception
Wait until you hear how the Democrats feel they could pick a candidate.
::: spoiler The very cool part Later in the hearing, attorneys representing the DNC claim that the Democratic National Committee would be well within their rights to “go into back rooms like they used to and smoke cigars and pick the candidate that way.” By pushing the argument throughout the proceedings of this class action lawsuit, the Democratic National Committee is telling voters in a court of law that they see no enforceable obligation in having to run a fair and impartial primary election.:::

YOU ARE DESCRIBING THE CONSTITUTION AS IT WAS INTENTIONALLY SET UP AND CURRENTLY EXISTS

which to be fair does suck
- Well, yeah, of course. It's just kinda both exhausting and enraging that people act like it was ever good - that it's been "subverted" somehow and what's happening now is some grand deviation from the norm.

I love that they still go by that username despite the fact that Mueller turned out to be a spineless craven piece of shit. It's like an ongoing analogy for how useless liberals are.

His report basically completely deflated the Russiagate narrative for several years until Ukraine started heating up. Such a self own to reference the very document that disproves your entire worldview
And a republican lol
- yeah isnt he buds with that one fash general?

a private room with no camera, no press, and no devices

How did Nancy Pelosi get libs to do all the stuff what she wanted? I don't remember that being live streamed. Was it? And I don't remember being asked if I was for Nancy Pelosi or for her shitty bills. I would have voted "nay" on all that shit.

No you see, when Democrats are
d for, they swear to uphold the party’s progressive platform unquestioningly (and frankly, we wouldn’t ever
for a politician that wouldn’t). We can trust they did and do the things we
d for them to do, thus obviating any need to participate further until it’s time to
again.
That’s the difference when the good guys are in charge

Fucking liberals are amazing.

Nothing like picking arguably the most democratic thing the GOP is currently doing (slim pickings, I know) to get angry about.

Yeah, that's how legislatures work. The majority votes for one of their own by whatever ridiculous internal politics they have, and then that person is Speaker/Majority Leader/Chairman/etc.

why do people care so fucking much which elephant gets to wear the Big Boy Hat. the speaker is literally just a mouthpiece for the controlling party, anything they do is what you'd get from any member of their party (assuming party discipline, dems could elect a rogue speaker and be too weak to recall them)

what procedure could possibly be needed for such a selection except the perfunctory floor vote when their ducks are in a row?

Conclusive evidence that the pope is fascist.

BTFO papists.

ChatGPT what is a "Smoke filled room?"

It's mostly fire, but there is a lot of smoke too.

No, you see, it's ok if the fascism is over there or benefits me!

that's not fascist that's just just internal politics

To libs everything is fascist except SS members

This person is a grifter who got exposed stealing valor recently lmao

Link? That's sick
- Unfortunately the person who posted the thread got banned, but here's an article about it
  This is an archive of the thread

So close but their bubble is an iron dome

Just like in the Vatican. One step closer to the Cristo Fascist state they're working for.

Mueller She Wrote

lmao Chapo Trap House praised this piece of shit

all I remember is them ironically saying "I wish we had shamelessly grifted the PPP program", did I miss something
- this is correct
  it was mostly dunking with a side of respect the grift
Chapo always mocked Russiagate freaks from day one. Lots of people on their sub and lots of fans moaned about it constantly, about how they were Putler lovers
lol No, they don’t like that show. Chapo may have praised them in the past, but they definitely don’t like them anymore. Not only did the show make fun of them for getting a PPP loan, but they also made fun of the main host several months ago for being caught changing aspects of her life story. https://youtu.be/lkYV5RgdR7w?si=Ugqyv7BfZZe3kTbQ
Was it something other than "damn I wish we had taken advantage of ppp loans too"?

This person must be 12 years old

Thanks Obama. I hate it.

First: It's the Republican party. Fascism is their ideological cocaine, cut to the finest grade.

Second: This is not an example of that particular nose candy. Plenty of examples exist, to be sure, but this is just how political parties work.

I think a lot of parliamentary systems work the same. Dunno if it's particularly fascist way to elect a speaker.