The Katey Perry Act

yeah, it's a waste of crucial resources to send katy perry into space. but the unforgivable part was bringing her back.

And when we needed it the most, it disappeared
- I love how we are building this symbols. I would buy a shirt with Luigi holding this gamepad.
SpaceX tourist flights when?

I can only find one case of this, but yeah, she tried to buy a convent from the Catholic Church but two old nuns were still living there. The nuns wanted to sell to some real estate developer who apparently said they'd let them stay there and open the convent to the public after they died. The Catholic Church took Perry's side and said the nuns had no right to sell the property.

I haven't looked up any details, but from what you tell me I too would side with the catholic church and Katy Perry, and saying those words wasn't a pleasant experience.
- Opening up a religious property for the public is better then letting it be demo'ed by some rich ass and her fascist church friends. I don't trust that the real estate company WOULD have, but they might if their logic is "Big church nearby "enhances" our other properties."
- you think the catholic church had more right to that property than the women who'd lived there for decades?

Keep sending her back up until we leave whitey on the moon.

We could save a lot of money if we paid the rat to bite her instead of Gil Scott-Heron's sister.

Man I swear I have not ever heard anything good about any lib bougie girl-pop singer lol.

Please do not tell me anything about Carly Rae Jepsen please please I'd rather not know
- I'm too Balkan to know who that is, thankfully.
- She definitely was a nepo-baby on some level, but that alone is forgivable.

Looks like there are other stories. The nun thing seems to be real, for example
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/10/592623697/nun-involved-in-katy-perry-convent-lawsuit-collapses-and-dies-in-court
- I see related articles about a property lawyer who says it’s “insulting” to imply 75+ people often have impaired mental faculties and you just know that snake specializes in scamming old people out of their homes.

She and Orlondo Bloom are landlords? 🤮 Where is the challanger when we need it.

- this is real, wtf
- Discovering El-P is the actual leftist in RtJ was wild
A non-surprising amount of famous rich people are also landlords
- It's almost as if the most low-effort thing you can do under capitalism is participate in the renters economy and not actually contribute to production.

She killed a nun? That basically makes her honorary IOF.

Isn't she like genuinely stupid? Every endeavor that aims to quantify intelligence is doomed to promote some social construct or another but we have to concede that whatever intelligence is, she's on the other end of the spectrum.

Do you ever feel like you should put a plastic bag over your head?