Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon

Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon

Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
Now we have a president, vice president and secretary of Defense that wear make up and they're all dudes. I'm all for people being who they want be, gender norms be damned but the hypocrisy is palpable
vance needs to do his makeup from time to time.
Alcoholic male defense secretary with 0 OPSEC abilities orders makeup set for public appearances.
Also decides other males aren't allowed to wear makeup in public.
Changes and upgrades to the Pentagon Briefing Room are nothing new and routinely happen during changes in an administration," a Defense Department spokesperson said in a statement to CBS News.
We regularly waste taxpayer dollars like this.
That was the reassuring argument.
We're literally living in clown world.
better hope that there's an American company that makes the makeup, red noses, and rainbow wigs, or else this is gonna get real expensive with the tariffs
Just a little taxpayer-funded gender affirming care!
Doesn't every war fighter need their concealer and foundation?
"Oh, I see! We got a real funny guy here. Private Joker."
But god forbid drag queens sing and dance!
"Lipstick on a pig" seems fitting here.
I thought this was the onion.
Same. We got not-the-onioned
Is this what the "warfighter" needs? 🤣
His qualification was "on the TV", so it's what this particular warrior needs.
oh shit I thought we all got this update on signal days ago
Have to get rid of the alcohol blush somehow!
Something something waste fraud and abuse
Damn, sure could use some IGs right now
“Don’t ask, don’t tell.”
You can’t fix ugly.
This is exactly what makeup does.
Alcohol also works
I maybe would’ve taken the argument for plastic surgery over makeup. But either way, we have different definitions of ugly.
makeup is for dead people and clowns only.
For the downvoters, this is a thing you'll hear a lot around military people
Edit: Just saw it's already there lol
It'll only stock red white and black face paint though.