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Trump admits China’s tariffs will drop ‘but it won’t be zero’

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Trump admits China’s tariffs will drop ‘but it won’t be zero’

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Trump admits China’s tariffs will drop ‘but it won’t be zero’

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Trump admits China’s tariffs will drop ‘but it won’t be zero’

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Trump admits China’s tariffs will drop ‘but it won’t be zero’

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  • Listen folks, nobody raises tariffs like me BIG, BEAUTIFUL tariffs, the best tariffs! Then, because I’m a very stable genius, I lower them. Why? STRATEGY! The Art of the Deal, people! You gotta keep ‘em guessing! China’s like, ‘Wow, this guy’s crazy!’ (They respect it.) One day it’s 240%, next day it’s 20%. It’s like a roller coaster, but classy. Very classy. SAD losers don’t get it!

    Some people are saying this is chaos. WRONG. It’s flexible brilliance. You’re welcome, America!

  • I'm Donnie Deals, folks! That's what they call me. I've got the best deals, isn't that right? It's what I do, I love it, you love it. Some say I'm the greatest

    • This "Xi" guy, you know him? He's tough, like a dragon. He won't budge, I like that. I like it when it's hard. They say "what doesn't kill you makes you tougher", I agree. But sometimes it's too tough, too much toughness waisted. That's what I say. I told Xi, "You're too hard! You'll tire me out! My battery is running so low, I can't waste any more of my energy". He didn't agree, that's his opinion. He'll realise.

      I need to "charge", no more tariffs! My doctors, the best in the world, are saying I need to calm down. My hearts too big, beating too fast. I can't do it anymore! My bloods getting clotted, as they say. It's getting FAT!

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