The Sorry Jon
The Sorry Jon
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So many questions about what lead to this, lol
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- The world becomes vegan
- Garfield is okay with it, but ultimately dies when the replacement lasagna fails to nourish him.
- President Dingbat uses Garfield as the poster child of lasagna oppression at the hand of liberal values.
- Garfield takes issue with that and comes back to haunt Dingbat and spread his pro-choice lasagna message.
- Dingbat tries to replace Garfield as defacto authority on lasagna, and pushes his pro-meat lasagna agenda onto his sycophants who go around testing people's allegiance with fresh lasagna meat dishes.
- Jon is saddened by the whole fiasco he inadvertently set in motion, but seeks to set the world to rights.
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Who the fuck does this?
I'm so proud of you.
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Not sure what went wrong but I updated the link! Hopefully this version is better/easier to read!
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I eat jon, it's what I do
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I want to say you dropped a comma, but it fits the post pretty well
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Garfield you lazy cat!
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I can smell your fear Jon...
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This is the high art I come here for, anything to save me from the sweaty tiny palms of the Orange One.
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This is poetry. I read this comic and I became a changed man.
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Makes me wonder what would've become of them had they accepted the lasagna. Was it poisoned? Would they have been stabbed as they reached for it?
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Love me some lasagna
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My guy! Have I got a Weird Al song for you....
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I knowa you like, I knowa you like...
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