Awkward
Awkward
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I love the idea that eventually he's just going to have to shrivel up into a corncob and reduce the tariffs or make the call himself.
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but he'll either invade Greenland or start bombing Iran first to distract from that
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If it's Greenland - Trump won't be able to resist bragging about the invasion before it happens.
"Lotsa people say..." Trump uses his doing-an-impression voice "President Trump sir - you can't invade Greenland. You can't." He goes back to his regular voice. "I can invade Greenland. We can just take it. Tomorrow too. Denmark - don't try to stop me. I could drop some big nukes on you and - Skidmark. All of Denmark - skid mark. Bye bye."
Come to think of it - Trump might do something similar the day before bombing Iran.
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greenland would be cheap, since they already have a base there, so he can just send 1 more troop transport plane and call it an invasion
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I know Greenland's population is predominantly Inuit but isn't it a Danish "protectorate" (read Colony) though?
I'm pretty sure an invasion of Greenland would functionally be treated as an invasion of the EU which would put the two essentially into a nuclear war.
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"I want nothing. I want nothing. I want no quid pro quo. Tell Zelensky, President Zelensky, to do the right thing"
But it's replaced with Xi instead of Zelensky.
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Trump doesn't have the cards
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I'm not requesting that you request a call with our president. I'm just saying you should request a call. When you put it like that it makes it sound like we're asking but we want you to ask. We're not desperate for a win or anything.
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Trump is the Rodney Dangerfield of wannabe dictators.
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"I get shot, some wacko shoots my ear off, and my wife, my darling wife, what does she say? 'Damn, he missed!' I tell ya folks, I get no respect!"
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