Cop Chief Accused of Poop and Viagra-Fueled Reign of Terror

pig poop… floor?

The fuck

Least unhinged cop

This just normal New Jersey culture.

bypass paywall link: https://archive.is/i8X8y

the story's details are, indeed, Bananatown. and apparently the township is going all in saying the multiple plaintiffs are lying and doing a cash grab, insisting they are going to be prosecuted for lying. also, when one of them tried to submit a prior complaint to the AG's office, they were fired.

the guy is a legacy police chief, which basically screams "Political Machine" and matches with the untouchable narrative.

so either this is the wackiest conspiracy to destroy a chief of police or absolutely true.

anyway, here's a pic of the guy which is the entire reason I looked through the article.

honestly, I can see it.

also, as someone who has taken more than one emergency shit in the wilderness, shitting on the floor/ground without making a mess of yourself or getting naked from the waist down is not an easy task. I can barely imagine doing it out of spite. I cannot imagine the emotional state of doing it to fuck with subordinates.

A New Jersey police chief has been accused of defecating on floors, spiking the department coffee with viagra and adderall, and stabbing an officer’s penis with a hypodermic needle among other assualt and harassment claims filed in a complaint.

People are all like “get a hobby,” but then as soon as you find something you’re passionate about, they’re like “you’re under arrest.”