If you could, how would you?

I still wouldn't.

as quickly as possible

If I could, I would by.

Poorly.

I wouldn't.

Oh the dancing, shouting, oh the shrieks of pain, the lovely music, oh the smell of burning Autumn leaves... no one understand; no one knows my plan.

In the way that benefits me the most, the good people of the world the best, and the evil ones the worst.

Maybe

Slowly and gently, as many times as possible.

Spy to note their day to day habits and schedules. Plan out my course of action, what's most effective, what's easier, how will I stay anonymous and away from this incident? Execute.

If I was a woodchuck, I am unsure how much wood I would chuck, or even if I, as a woodchuck, could indeed chuck wood.