4mo ago

Donald Trump suggests US could join British Commonwealth

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You know there's an easy way to do that, Donnie. Make America the 11th Province.
- This was exactly my first thought, too :-)
We literally fought a war to prevent this from happening. He put the document stating why we did on the wall of the Oval Office. I know he doesn't read, but jeebus how could he not know this?
- You severely overestimate that which he does know.
- And yet the US is member of the UN and OAS is it not?
I mean fucking hell. This might be the thing that finally breaks my brain. These God damn conservatives. These fucking royalist pigs. Lay low for 250 years. Then stab us all in the back and betray the American Revolution. It's what they always wanted. They played the long game.
Make America Great Britain Again?
Red hats the new red coats?
And this explains why Harry married Meghan.
The first king of the USA won’t be a Trump. The Royal House of Windsor has been playing the long game to take back what was rightfully theirs.
Dementia is a hell of a drug
Look, you can say a lot of shit about Starmer, but it seems like he knows exactly how you handle Trump. Was the whole "letter from the King" thing incredibly embarassing to watch? Absolutely, but now Trump loves the UK because they made him feel special.
Fuck kings
- mundus sin Caesaribus
I knew he wanted us to have a king but I had assumed he meant him
Fucking moron
You say--the price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay...
Ahhaha! The rebellious colony returns to become master of the Commonwealth.

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