Despite having two bullets in her, one eye and a slightly wonky rear leg, she will steal your pizza without a hitch

Meet Wen the pizza thief.

This adorable goofball grew up on the streets where she lost an eye, lost a bit of movement in one of her hind legs and was shot twice before being patched up by an animal hospital and adopted by my housemate.

To the person that shot her twice, I wish you stub your toe.

And die.

Bro who shoots a cat? There's a special place in hell for those people.
- I worked for a guy in Oklahoma City he did.
  
  Biggest asshole I ever worked for. Made the Jewish chick work Christmas, when everyone else was home, because she asked for a Jewish holiday off.
- Won't let me delete.
Who would do such a horrible thing to a lovely pizza thief like Wen?!

Sending loads of love!
- "thank u fren" – Wen
To the person that shot her twice, I wish you stub your toe. And die.

They deserve a trip on an Oceangate sub, nom sayin?
Maybe they can ride down together with the Google engineers and PMs trying to push WEI.
- That would actually be a far quicker death than what they deserve
She can have my slice. No need to steal it. 🥹
- It's not as good without the crime tho.
- Slice?
  
  She's a criminal mastermind. She's going for the entire pie.

Lost an eye, broke (maybe) a leg and got shot twice. That's only four out of nine lives. If all that didn't even bring her down to 50% hp, ain't nothing gonna stop her from taking your pizza!

Poor kitty. She's adorable

A true pirate Captain! Take what you want, give nothing back! Yaarrrrr!

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She gets all the pizza she wants but if it’s more fun for her to steal it, then I’ll play along

What a good girl ❤️ She deserves all the pizza she wants

She is beautiful! I hope she gets all the pizza she wants.

Reminds me of my last cat, Wednesday. She also only had one eye and her paperwork from the SPCA said "her jaw is misaligned, possibly from being hit by a car."

She was the sweetest girl ever. I miss her.

❤️

Does having the bullets affect her at all? Is she gonna have them removed?

Don't know when (heh) she was shot and how long after she was treated by the animal hospital. It's been many years. If the animal hospital didn't remove them, it's probably because they thought it would be dangerous to do so.

Thankfully for her, it does not affect her pizza thievery.
- Yep, it’s often worse to try to remove them when they’re old and healed. My Emma had been a street cat, and the vet discovered an old, healed pellet in her side during an X-ray. They said it was best to leave it.
  
  Wen is an adorable criminal!
- Was she shot with a BB gun, pellet gun, or an actual firearm?
If they've been there a while they might be more dangerous to remove

Is that Jack Bauer

I love Wen and I hope she has all the pizza she could ever want