What a waste!

This is why you keep pants by the door.

My sincerest condolences.

Who runs the heat that high? In this economy?
- Whys the heat gotta be high to have my pants off I got fuzzy blankets that feel good against my legs
- This is the internet, the tweet could be from Australia or half a year old, or 10½ years from all we know
  
  Or from a dog, who would indeed look silly in pants
  
  Maybe they are just naturally warm. When I was younger you could feel the heat pouring off of me.
  
  Or live in an apartment and leech heat off of your neighbours
  There have been at least a few times where I had to open a window up in the winter just because it was getting too warm just from it being an apartment lmao
  
  10.5 hrs from all we know?
- Heat? The AC is running where I'm at.
  
  The heat in my apartment runs via osmosis.
- maybe it was summer, otherwise I don't know either
- I wear pajamas when im home and switch to "outside pants" if people come over

Honey, you almost certainly don't look stupid in pants while at home, no matter what anybody or your brain tells you.
- I may not look stupid, but I feel stupid wearing clothes that are all tight and clothes-y instead of comfy stuff in my own home.

I think I'm the odd man out here, I'm always fully dressed at home. My wife never understands why I wear shoes in her house, but my feet are cold and I'm not going to buy another pair of shoes (slippers) when I already have shoes that are perfectly warm and comfortable.
- As a European, wearing outdoor shoes at home indoors feels gross and unhygienic.
  
  I feel the same as an American but while less common than in Europe or Asia, I think there are many households in America that still habitually remove their shoes at the door.
  
  As an American: yes.
- In German, slipper is Hausschuhe, literally “home-shoes”. I have two pairs of shoes, one for the exterior of the house, and one (my slippers) for the interior of the house, because my exterior-shoes are dirty with exterior-things, when my home-shoes stay clean. Cleanliness is the only reason I have slippers.
  
  I know what you mean, but English, “exterior of the house” usually refers to the outside walls of the house. So I am imagining you walking around on the exterior walls of your home with your special wall walking shoes like Pipi Longstocking.
  
  Sorry to tell you but your house floor is still dirty. With the flesh from your body, the debris from entropy dissolving your possessions, even with outside things like tyre dust and petrol fumes and pollen and evaporated dog piss. If your shoes are wiped to where they look clean, wearing them indoors isn't going to make much difference. And you should always assume every floor is dirty when you make a 5-second rule decision. Now excuse me, I gotta go swiff my floors.
- that are perfectly warm and comfortable.
  and dirty??
- Don't underestimate the comfort of slippers
  
  Man's not stepping out of his crocs and socks
- Bringing that public bathroom floor vibe to the living room. Noice.
- Do you live in separate houses?
- A pair of house shoes is fantastic! My house shoes are light and slip on, with soft soles and easy to pop on and off for the couch, bed, etc. They are regular shoes too, not slippers.
- When my feet are cold, I sometimes put on socks

Wait, is this the creator and star of Abbott Elementary? I’ve seen this before but never noticed who the poster is
- Yeah, the post probably predates the show though.