Cows have been infected with a second form of bird flu. A new version of the virus is widespread in wild birds but had not previously been detected in cows.
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Could the final form be this but not funny?...
Grandpa gurgle
What a crazy day but I think it's the new normal. From now on I think it will be highly unusual to have a non-insane news day. I expect it's going to be one day after another of an endless stream of bad or horrible news.
They were holding it in under the democrats, needing to pretend that everything was fine, so they've got a lot of catching up to do on how bad things are getting in the US.
Might end up going vegan just to not die of a zoonotic wasting disease at this point
Didn't know flu could be transferred thru meat. I've been vegetarian sort of on accident for a couple months now, guess it's now on purpose.
The main thing keeping me from going vegan is some good cheese substitutes. Love me some parmegiano. Seaweed works for certain tastes, but the Italian ones are hard to replace.
I don't remember recipes off the top of my head, so no measurements:
Parmigiano: Mince some cashews and Nutritional Yeast. Nutritional yeast by itself is often suggested, but the cashews add a new layer. This is more expensive than knock-off "parmesans" but not far off from an artisan Parmigiano.
Ricotta: silken tofu is the key here. Again, cashews and Nutritional yeast. Blitz everything in a food processor, takes like 2 minutes. Great in lasagne.
Mozzarella: heat up cashew milk in a saucepan, add a thickener (usually xanthan gum and tapioca starch). Tbh this was annoying and I never got it right, so I just buy vegan mozzarellas.
-- When buying vegan cheeses, note that they don't really melt like dairy cheese, especially the "shreds". Look for a liquid vegan cheese, or introducing an oil can make it meltier. The shreds work pretty well for quesadillas
Is it really a "wow" surprise for you that this happened when cows are fed bird shit?
and the birds are fed arsenic
and birds aren't real in the first place
dont worry when it hits humans on a massive scale the Great Satan wont let anyone know.
Recombination? Never heard of it
Hey so uuuuuuuh if any of you are seriously considering going vegan and not just joking about it feel free to comment or DM me.
While I wish I could take each and every one of you to my local Asian grocery store, that ain't possible, so this is the next best thing.
It’s American cows. The same country with the raw milk obsession. So much fun to be had.
A second bird flu has hit the raw milk supply