Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All
Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All
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Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All
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China is believed to have put similar resources into its far more successful program, with surveillance reports indicating that by 2030 the nation will have obtained an emotion that can create a profound sense of oneness with the universe.
China confirmed to be working on the Human Instrumentality Project. Please, President Xi, the American people yearn for the Tang.
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They already have an emo bisexual boy now all they need is a weirdly calm and super powered gay boy to complete the process! We need to go to DEFCON 1!
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I bring you love!
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Don't let it get away! Break its legs!
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if nothing else the first half of the Simpsons run captured
mob mentality so well
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Second only to Friendship, which China is also developing.
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"This concept of "Wuv" confuses, and infuriates us!"
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Humans are so primitive. My wife could take over this planet with one tentacle tied behind her back!
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That's because you're all modern in your ad hoc relationships. "Mawwige," as we all know, "is what bwings us togever."
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Ok but they’re actually kind of doing this. 🥺 I’m starting to suspect that Xiaohongshu is the simplest, greatest psy-op of our time. Just get the Americans on the platform, be really nice to us and boom we’re China-pilled.
It’s working. We’re so used to dealing with a55h0les online that it’s like an oasis.
I’ve been on there daily the last couple weeks.
That's what actual good moderation does, and so-called ebil commie "censorship"
I already was China-pilled before xhs, but you’re 100% correct. My interactions on it have been sharing pictures of our cats with people around the world who have cats with similar colors, and realizing a shared love of “harlequin ducks” with people from countries all throughout its migratory footprint. It’s like the internet I'm used to but without the toxicity clouding everything lol.