ZelenskyO’s Cereal came in the post :)
ZelenskyO’s Cereal came in the post :)
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You know something is legit when it has this menu
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Their liberal use of the lightning emoji really raises my eyebrow.
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I'm surprised they could restrain the urge to put two of them right next to one another
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I wonder how much you can grift liberals into buying Ukraine merch without explicitly stating that you’re keeping All the profits lol
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I figure you could probably set up a separate LLC called The Free Ukraine Project and make the website blue and yellow and then say all profits go to it.
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That would still technically be fraud. But if you said something like “our company will support Ukraine,” then technically all you need to do to make it true is to say you support Ukraine
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when even redditors think your ukraine enthusiasm is embarassing
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Hello everyone!!! Just heard about the post :) we came up with the idea, but we don’t actually actually make any cereal. We pay various producers/suppliers to put this thing together! :) That’s where the other half of proceeds go :))
All these profiting off war comments are unjust haha. We just need leftover money to pay various suppliers, warehousing, compliance fees, and so on, to make this thing function.
Just like a comedy show, music concert, or bracelet lol, we’re just a new novel way to raise some money!!
We’re going to donate ALL remaining proceeds too. 🩷🩷 and we’ve raised aid already. 😊 we can assure you we’re good guys :) thanks.
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All these profiting off war comments are unjust haha.
Most American Sentence
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Noooo we don’t profit off war, that’s unjust haha
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We’re going to donate ALL remaining proceeds
ALL remaining proceeds
remaining proceeds
remaining
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They deleted 'dont be evil' from the company charter in fact. Too, ahem, controversial
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Just like a comedy show,
they're not wrong
:)
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Oh god oh fuck he’s got Stalins giant spoon
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Idea for a bit: Zelensky goes back in time to dress up as Stalin and cause the Holodomor with his giant spoon to sew the seeds of Ukrainian nationalism.
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The biggest problem with capitalism is that the cringe isn't distributed equitably.
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1990s: "What if I told you that wheat flakes would give the athletic skills of Michael Jordan?"
2020s: "What if I told you that cheerios would win the war in Ukraine?"
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The symbols are little swastikas how cute!
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My kids love the sonnenrad, skull and lightning bolt marshmallows the best.
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Glory to Breakfast
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You are a direct financier of war. Prepare to be eaten alive by the hogs.
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Oops! All Nazis!
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this might be the most cringe war of my lifetime, maybe in all of history.
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WW1 seething right now at being replaced
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A Zelensky action figure would sell better.
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as long as it can fit in a jar libs would buy it
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jar
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lmao
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"батько, what gesture is that its doing with its right hand?"
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A Zelensky Funko Pop would be a powerful cursed object.
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Love spending quadruple the money on Malt-O-Meal oat loops!
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I'd personally recommend the frosted ZelenskyO's but they're a bit hard to ship to most countries due to prohibitions on importing cocaine.
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each bite contains the number of strategic objectives completed
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Even the stormfronters aren't buying this garbage, bottom of the barrel trash
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If I am gonna pay $12 for a box of grift cereal it better be vegan... get out of here with this nonsense.
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This is the worst thing I've seen in a while.
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Lol it's not even a Ukrainian company, they're from the UK. Somethingsomething cereal industrial complex.
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Their motto: "Ukraine starts with UK" /s
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this is nauseating
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Next time someone asks me what an SCP cognitohazard is, I'll just send them this pic.
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Slobber & Urine
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at the back of the box there's a fun game where you help an azov solider find their way out of a black sun maze
You can find a plastic iron cross or a reichsafler inside