Heels

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

This is how angry I am:
- Damn you have to be really angry to point at people.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was at work and when I saw this during my lunch break, I had to start furiously masterbating. My co-workers gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. As one co-worker dialed 911, I dropped my phone and everyone of my co-workers around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cafeteria of pre-k teachers masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

This looked like a half-uncovered asscrack at very first glance.

I don't see it
If I squint my eyes I still kinda see it, nice!

Bonk

Fuck. You.
Edit: And now I've lost the game as well, goddamn.
yes we have all thought we have seen that. thanks brain

My grandparents used to grind them with a specific type of rock when washing. Don't remember its name, but it was white with many holes in it.

I think this is called a pumice stone, but I have never used one.
- Yup, that's the one. Never used one either, but I should probably start since taking my socks off feels like I've got velcro on my heels.
  Hmm... Wonder if that's how velcro was first invented...
- Absolutely use one. They are awesome.
- Yup. Pumice stoves work well but you need to be careful how much you use them. I use them once a week or so in the shower with warm water running over my feet. If you draw blood, you've gone too far and it will sting like a bitch.
If it's just mild to moderate dryness and you find a pumice too intense, you can also use a soft bristle brush (of the size and shape of your choosing) with a good lather of soap suds. If it's just a small spot on your heel, you could even just get away with demoting an old toothbrush to that job.
Pumice
Volcano
Scholl makes a battery powered rotary tool for this. Great if you're lazy or have a really thick layer already.

I used Jergens body lotion for my wedding and my skin felt nice and moist all night.

I should call him…

I mean her. I mean her!!
- 🧐
- Too late

Shades of r/confusingperspective

You... You did it on purpose didn't you.

Ah, the fractal essence of the human form reappears

At the risk of interrupting the deep thoughts that poetry may spawn, I wonder if there is a community for... erm... self-similar biomorphic curves.

Is this revenge for all feet lovers?

That's is why some guys like feet!

Interesting. I saw this image earlier today whilst I was on my lunch break at work and didn't get it. Scrolling this evening when I'm more "in the mood" and I saw what everyone else seems to be seeing 🍑

You actually don't want your ankles to be smooth. The thick rough skin prevents the feet from bleeding and bruising as a result of mobility.

Well yeah but then the cracks get deep and it kinda starts hurting.

Nooooice

Me about to report NSFW when it clicks.

It's probably athlete's foot fungus.

Try fast-actin' Tinactin.

What? It probably is!

Dremel, y'all. Dremel.

I'm already at random orbital sander.
My next step is angle grinder like Hellboy.