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MrSebSin @sh.itjust.works

2mo ago

Random 10 August 2016

23 comments

Why does he go into a coma?
- He was always in a coma. The fake tits woman is a dream and therefore not real. It's got the bones of a joke, but execution was confusing.
  
  OH! I GET IT! The boobs aren't real but not because of implants but instead because he's dreaming in a coma!

Fake breasts feel wrong. They aren’t great.
- If I can touch em, they're real.
  
  I admittedly respect that. Because I want to touch them. Well done.
- I can't know this is true or not, so will need to touch some to know for sure, for science. But also can't trust some internet stranger.
  
  I'm all for science. I can tell you that they don't feel the same. It may not bother others. I prefer natural.
- 100%. I had a friend who got a new pair and for a while she flashed all of us (her friends) and had us touch them because she opted for the gel rather than saline. They still felt wrong.
- I had a chance to compare two women's breast at the same time; one natural, one fake.
  I could not tell the fucking difference.
  
  Fake breasts are like CGI. You can only tell when it's bad.
- Reminds me of the tweet that made fun of twinks being ugly and his DMs was filled with twink photos and he was like, "Haha losers I wanted lots of photos of hot twinks."
  You sir are playing 4D chess and I commend you.
- Like big ol bags of... sand.
- The problem stems from the fact that sometimes they're too small. Since they're not going to feel great either way might as well go bigger

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