An absolute classic.
You're talking about the world's foremost analrapist.
I’m ready for a lot that’s new
This implies the existence of jizz serfs
You've met my ex's?
I don't get it. What's wrong with a Java Industrial Standard Library Object Relational Database?
JisLorD
Is "J" equal to "L" or "D"?
[A] J=L
[B] J=D
Algebra Class here we go again with these fucking variables.
Car must belong to a math teacher.
Nah clearly it's a truth table
L | D | J = L V D 1 | 1 | 1 1 | 0 | 1 0 | 1 | 1 0 | 0 | 0
It is right up there with ANUSTART.
we need a vieweaskeriverse community
Are you sure that they didn’t mean it as “Jiz Lord”?
(I think that's the joke)
Merry jismas, everyone
Guess Sircumalot didn't fit
jeremiah?
no.. he was a bullfrog.
JISFROG
Jizzlord, came 3 days after getting poled? Well hung, massive woody? I am so sorry for these awful jokes.
Nailed hard, women wept for days afterward
Hercule?
That show was surprisingly good.
I haven't felt this warm and fuzzy since everone was wearing those "What Would Jordan Do?" bracelets!
Thanks guys!
My name must start with a J. I can needed that boost of confidence
Cum they told me for rum a bum bum
[Looks down the street] Everyone run, he's cumming!
I randomly got into making Uzbek food thanks to Youtube recommendations. One of their dishes is called "jiz biz", which consists of fried sheep liver, kidney, lung, heart, and intestines served over potatoes. I've never tried making it - I'm not sure whether the actual dish or the dish it sounds like to American ears would be worse.
That sounds delicious.
Uuuuh...dude....?
