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7mo ago

Pelosi Hospitalized in Luxembourg After Falling

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Sources say she was playing tic tac toe just before falling down a flight of marble steps.

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hoping for a swift end to her suffering
- Hoping for a slow and horrible end to her suffering
  
  I can get on board with horrible but the world will be a better place once she's no longer in it
  
  I just hope she ends.
- in a die evil ghoul sort of way. to be clear
- A swift reunion with Brian Thompson, one of her beloved insurer buddies
Comrade stairs strikes again 🫡
- Stairs are unfortunately non ideological and fuck up lots of older people who aren't evil too. We could genuinely do with less stairs, accessibility is of course one thing but injuries are another. Stairs aren't an uncommon cause for people not being able to use stairs again. I've taken some bad spills before on stairs that would have for sure killed or paralyzed me if I were older.
  
  Class war is not without its collateral damage. The ruling class are mostly boomers, vulnerable to the traps laid by comrade stairs. Once the revolution is won, we shall honor the martyrs and celebrate their great sacrifice.
  Edit: /j just in case its not obvious
Who the fuck plays tic tac toe? If 2 adults are playing and not getting a draw each time they are not skilled enough tactician to lead anything let alone a country. Anyway, hope the fall kills her.
- I was just doing a bit from when she was talking during the Tiktok hearings. https://xcancel.com/HowardMortman/status/1767908520865738869
  
  Well that was a sentence.
Down D. Stairs is real
Ouch, McConnell just did too. Downsides of these truly geriatric cats paws for donors is they can just fall over and be out of commission
- cats paws
  What did cats do to deserve this comparison?
  
  (Is "cats paws" some expression that I don't know?)
  
  (Is "cats paws" some expression that I don't know?)
  ya
  Cat's-paw: A person used as a tool by another to accomplish a purpose
  
  Cats paw means to be a (usually unwitting) tool for someone else
Rosa still doing praxis
Ms. Pelosi was traveling with colleagues in both the House and the Senate to commemorate the 80th anniversary of the Battle of the Bulge.
She's older than the fucking battle. She's 84.
Lmao eat shit witch
So i guess one should short the fund tracking her trades
- It's funny because it's true dot gif
wishing her a very merry thrombosis
They should’ve hospitalized her before so she didn’t fall. What happened to preventative care?
Drop, Dive, Dislocate
Join your friends, Nancy
Can't wait for her trip to Prague.
A flight of marble steps hahahahahaha aww fuck
ahhh that's fuckin rich
rip in pepperoni insider-stocks trading lady.
was imagining
but with the UHC colors but I guess its never gonna happen lol
Good thing Congress has fully subsidized healthcare and no copay. I bet she even gets to pay nothing for her hospital stay and unlimited painkillers.
Hey Johnny, play that one about falling down the stairs!
december is the month of the capitalists blood flowing i love it
WAH??? HAHAHA
THIS IS THE KIND OF NEWS I NEEDED TO HEAR
GOD AT LEAST SOME GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD!
AHAHAHAHA!!!
Stairs: “where’s Nancy!?”
not my problem
The Biden crime family strikes again...
Could a republican congress pass a bill that strips members of congress of their government healthcare?
- Why would they vote to have to pay for their own care?
  
  I meant creating rules that can allow them to strip privileges from members of congress for infractions.
  A lot of them vote in spiteful ways. Sometimes at a cost to themselves in the longterm
Having been to Luxembourg, if you take a fall in the old city there you're gonna have a long time to say goodbye.
Adventurists have obtained light-bending hoodies and are making tactical nudges at opportune moments
I wish her a very happy “your health insurance doesn’t cover this”

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