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CMV: "Creampie" is a kinky word for default sex.
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The meme isn’t really correct, creampie implies a good amount of semen leaks out immediately after ejaculation. Kind of the opposite goal of regular sex.
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you mean coitus ?
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Ew, language.
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An inescapable truth...your mom got creampied.
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I had a lady who kept going on about how they were trying for kids, like, all the time. And if it wasn't that, it was her bad knees. Started calling her "No-Knees McFucksalot." I private of course. But like, we get it. Ya'll are fucking.
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As somebody with kids, I feel the same way. People asking "are you gonne have more?" Or "were you trying?"
Like yeah I jazz up in there on the reg Aunt Linda thanks for asking about me dropping these loads, pass the ham.
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laughs in $80k of IVF treatments
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cos playing as creampied
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well cumming is nice.
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What about IVF?
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That's doctor cuckolding
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https://www.oglaf.com/rectitude/
NSFW, of course.
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microdosing
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aww from the awkward grindr ping to meeting close friends
"Sitting on an ice pack" ☠️☠️☠️
This is my favourite couple in furry comics.
Social acceptance lies in the delivery.
Unacceptable: "She's got a nice set of tits." Acceptable: "She has a dramatic neckline." It's all in the delivery and above all know your audience.
The difference is probably with or without birth control.
Alright that third one made me laugh. Also, I have you tagged as "metalhead/trekkie". Cheers.
Haha, I did not expect basically a compliment from an internet
strangerfriend (or anyone for that matter), much less one that I'm able to take.\ (And certainly not as a reply to my shitty reposts about cumpies.)
Ty, fellow trekkie!
Lol, this post is so passive-aggressive
"this joke's been done to death"