8mo ago

Privacy

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Management: "Men are having sex in the stalls. Let's make them see through to discourage them."
two weeks later
Management: "Why is there always a line to the men's room now?"
- Hopefully the frosting is the correct way and only the person inside could be doing it.
  
  What with the glass wall between the stalls?
  One side would have all the power!
- Couple pieces of clear tape, one on each side in the same spot, will last longer.
  
  Glorious.
- You psychopath
- Rub vegetable oil on it so it's semi-permanent. Clear packing tape works, too.
  
  Thanks Satan. Excited for my next business trip
Um, why is that guy naked?
- The Costanza method
  
  I'm genuinely impressed you located a thumbnail for this response so quickly.
- Some people poop naked. I do.
  It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone's clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.
  Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.
  It's been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.
  
  Are these both American-style very high water level toilet bowl problems?
  
  I'm pooping naked as we speak
  
  So you strip naked every time you take a piss?
  At least make up a believable story.
- Nope, wearing flip flops
- He fighting for his life
- He's thinking.
- I assume this is in the locker room at the gym and he is about to take a shower
- Hey we've all had those days
- I call that the Costanza maneuver
- Because they (old guys) come out of the pool and put their swimming trunks in the centrifuge things to dry and then they take like an hour to get ready.
  
  Centrifuge what now?
- To assert dominance.
I want you all to round up the people who make these decisions and bring them to my sex dungeon. I'll take care of this.
- ...I....I did it...
  
  Oh shit, gotta fund raise for the sex dungeon I lied about.
The wall decor with what appears to say 'Your Time to Relax' with some sort of illuminati eyeball in the corner really brings it all together.
- Now that you mention it, what is that spectre of death against the far wall? Oh, it's one of those shits. LOL
That left picture feels like modern art. Like an anti- "Thinking Man" with a cellphone. Add in the "Your Time Relax", and it's perfect
Edit: Where do they put their cellphone when they wipe?
- In their pants
  
  What pants?
Incredible. Doesn't seem real because it's such a dumb concept
- I'm sure it looked great in the architect's pitch.
  
  I'm sure the architect just has a fetish.
  Edit: In fact, I'm convinced that dude is the architect himself!
Ruining people's forearm workouts smh
This is abhorrent
Name and shame
Whoever made or ordered this probably loves frosted glass effects in UI too.
- I bet they used Windows Vista and unironically loved it.
  
  Vista was beautiful, or were you thinking of the bugs?
  
  Hey, frutiger aero was awesome and a dream of the future we were sold and failed to materialize in our lifetimes
- Whoever made this loves peeking into random bathroom windows
I remember when clothing stores would use these (they go opaque when electrically charged)
I hated everything about it
I've stayed in hotel rooms like this. In some circles it appears to be a thing.
- I mean hotel rooms where the bathroom has a clear or somewhat translucent wall to the rest of the room, and sometimes no door.
  
  Helps discourage room sharing which in turn bumps up average revenue per customer
  
  How do you keep the shit smell in after you drop a real stinky pickle?
  
  You gotta stop going to love hotels, that definitely sounds like a fetish thing.
This shit hot lmao....
Where is this gym? Asking for a "friend".
What has 4 legs and 4 arms and a huge hair ball on it's dick? Cuz WTF dude! Its in that bathroom stall!

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