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8mo ago

This is a real place in a real country that thinks it deserves to be taken seriously

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Cockfosters tube station - Wikipedia

I will never take England or the English seriously as long as they have a station named Cockfosters

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- Despite its extremely problematic premise Idiocracy still has a bunch of great gags
One suggestion is that it was "the residence of the cock forester (or chief forester)"
I'm going to start using cock instead of chief.
- Cock Forester is a title I want now
  
  Cock Executive Officer
- Master Cock, mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
We also have a town called Shitterton.
- All towns in England should be called this
God, could dad foster a cock.
Sremovedhorpe
There's way better ones!
Place in the northeast called Dragonville.
That's cool! Eat shit fjwjxkakxmqnzwjxnd I'm fine okay!
- There are places in the UK at large that are cool but not any in England
  
  Still we don't get poisoned by derailed trains on the reg which I'm always thankful for
Dungworth is a place just down the road from Penistown.
- *Penistone
  
  Sorry typo, you’re entirely correct.
Americans will laugh at British place names so old their meaning has completely changed while having towns called intercourse and pee pee that have no such excuse.
- Don’t forget that the man that they have recently elected president has bankrupt a casino, doesn’t understand tariffs, and yet claims to be a competent business man.
What if we kissed outside Cockfosters
- What if we kissed inside the Cockfosters tube

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