"Woke filling" is what i call it when i come by to fill up your secretly gay dad.
1 0 ReplyMy grandad liked ham sandwiches.
My dad liked crisp sandwiches.
I like like all of the above and fancy woke sandwiches. And I'm an older Brit. I have no idea what point I'm trying to make. Get off my lawn! Ooh, innit cold?
2 0 ReplyFlavour is woke!
3 0 ReplyThe British are REALLY into their hilariously crap food, aren't they? Someone on here was actually defending a sandwich that was two slices of bread, an inch of cheese and an inch of raw onion. It's like, when the French or Italians get uppity about their cuisine, it feels like they have a point? The British though...
2 1 ReplyYou like something I don't like?
THAT MEANS WAR!
5 0 ReplyGen Z Brits are turning their backs on British sandwich classics like ham and mustard and cheese and onion in favour of 'fancy' fillings like avocado, olives and continental cheese.
5 0 ReplyContinental cheese
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Looks like it's from the Mail - an absolute shitrag of a newspaper, written by cunts for cunts.
27 0 ReplyI didn't even know it was The Fail but anyone who spells it "Zac" is cunt too probably
2 0 ReplyAKA, The Daily Heil
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Do "woke fillings" contain trans fats?
92 0 Reply43 0 Reply"Beans on toast" is a classic English sandwich.
The woke is coming from inside the house.
16 0 ReplyBeans on toast isn't a sandwich. If it's anything, it's an exotic form of pizza considering that it's a flat bread with tomato sauce and a bean and cheese topping.
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Yawn, they said the same thing about us Millenials with our avocado toast!
Its amazing how much of the Gen Z criticism is just recycled Millennial complaints.
33 0 ReplyGen Z will know when they start to feel old when the next gen start taking flack in the press.
3 0 ReplyGen Alpha. Born roughly between 2010 and 2025.
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Lol, woke fillings.
Imagine being the drone who had to write that corporate slop, must just be a twitch away from having that bullet go through his brain.
55 0 Reply“So would you like ham or turkey?” “Uh… turkey I guess” “FUCK OFF COMMIE THAT’S THE MEAT OF THE ENEMY”
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Now now... that's assuming any Gen Z can afford a sandwich ;)
Woke air sandwich!
30 0 ReplyWoke air sandwich? Millenial nonsense. Back in the day we ate wish sandwiches!
2 0 ReplyThey're probably busy saving money for a house. No more avocados and cancelling Netflix! 😆
3 0 Reply"The other day I had myself a wish sandwich! A wish sandwich is when you got two slices of bread, and you wish you had some meat, bow bow bow"
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There is no such thing as a "woke filling". It's food or it's not.
13 0 Replyi only eat non-woke sandwiches like a toast sandwich
9 0 Reply"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."23 4 ReplyOh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.
I'll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.
1 0 ReplyEast a jar of English mustard and report back.
5 2 ReplyI accidentally west the whole jar
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Mustard is a bit exotic for mail readers isn't it?
14 1 ReplyEnglish mustard
9 0 ReplyLiterally all I know about English mustard is the conclusion of The Escapist's "Uncivil War" and the look of utter dread on Yahtzee's face.
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Oh will someone think of the sandwiches
13 0 Replycows are from the middle east, native wild european wisent are the only non-woke option
10 0 Replyreal europeans subsist solely on hazelnuts, parsnips, and pestulent hares.
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Who was the snowflake again?
7 0 ReplySuch as.
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