I think there's a non-zero chance that putting lead back in gasoline is next for this worm-brained worm.

You used to be able to eat leaded paint chips when I was a boy, now you can't because of woke

We need to go back in time and massacre the entire John Birch Society. I know the time-travel assassination list is getting unmanageably long but the John Birchers need to go.

John Birch Society
If I remember correctly they peaked in the 1960s with their anti-communist nonsense conspiracy theories and general public didn't even know who they were. And anybody who did know - knew they were nuts. But now nonsense conspiracy theories are mainstream though for republicans.
- My understanding is that they had a strong, strong influence on right wing thought and many of their ideas have dispersed in to wider Fash culture. They haunt us from beyond the grave, cruel specters clawing at our anti-cavity toothpaste.

The fluoride in the water is the only thing holding my teeth together nooooo

Letting all my teeth fall out to own the libs.

Bring back leaded paint and all those dangerous pigments in artist paint. I want arsenic green again. Put asbestos everywhere. It's a miracle material. I'm tired of my engine knocking so we need lead in gasoline. Lead paint, leaded gas, you know what, just give us more lead. Lead is how leaders are born. It's the spice melange, it's the mojo, it's the essence of greatness. Finally, put the coke back in coke and make codeine OTC.

Let arsenic return as coloring agent for candy! Why have I been denied this delicious tasty treat?
- They used to have radium twinkies. Think of all the delicious spicy air they've taken from us.
You can still get a lot of the dangerous artist paints. I know because I have some of them lol

Trump has really been picking up all the losers this cycle

Funnily enough Portland of all places does not fluorinate their water partly due to pressure from craft brewing and artisanal coffee roasters.

That is a Portlandia sketch and i refuse to believe it.

The only thing that has faltered my opposition to Kamala is the damage that this one guy might do.

Robert F. Kennedy or Trump?
- Yes
- RFK obviously

If you want a vision of the future, it's this, forever.

Anticipating a return of the Hayes Code by decade's end

Time to invest in dental stocks

They're putting chemicals in the water to make my teeth gay

I've already seen conservative memes about how they removed the lead in gasoline and house paint because the lead is what protected us from their radiation (I'm assuming that's how they spread wokeism).

Guaranteed if there aren't already: there will be people who start selling lead additives so you can start mixing them into the paint and gas yourself within the next 4 years.

https://youtu.be/eB5Vvs2cdqY?

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Topically applied fluoride does not prevent tooth decay. It does render teeth detectable by spy satellite.

I was wondering why my dentist always knew my location at all times...

U could totally see republicans proposing to re-introduce lead in everything and refer to it as the "manliness metal" because all those mental issues it causes....well it just enhances your manliness!

There is oddly not near as much research on the health impacts of fluoridated water as you would expect given the amount & time of discussion around it

(I am pro fluoridated water)

- Ya your not wrong at all fluoride 100% helps with dental stuff. The point the other poster was making is that it hasn't been thoroughly studied to see if it also has other effects. Generally chemicals dont just do 1 or 2 things when you ingest it. Its a laundry list of usually mostly benign things. For all we know fluoride makes peoples toes hairier for example. But ya there is a very small chance its also doing something bad. But the fact everyone against it just seems to whine about it and never actually do any studies despite like RFK being filthy rich enough to finance one shows that they don't actually care about that and are just dumbasses that are anti-fluoride for no reason.
  But we should 100% study it more theres no reason not to if were all gonna drink it constantly. It could show up with some really good info too. Like for example maybe for 99% of people fluoride in water is fine but certain people with specific conditions might want to avoid it. I mean i cant eat bread for fucks sake. You never know if theres some group of people out there that its actually harming until you study it. So yeah basically just because people like RFK are idiots and have no idea what theyre talking about doesnt mean that there is no merit in studying the effects of fluoridated water further. Honestly there is merit in studying just about everything further. More information is never a bad thing especially when it comes to health issues.
  (I am also pro fluoridated water)
- Yes but there's pretty much only the dental stuff.