It's the spherical chicken of legend! Somebody get the frictionless vacuum!
It's the spherical chicken of legend! Somebody get the frictionless vacuum!
Here's the part where I explain the joke
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Girl's literally V = ⁴/₃πr³
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Borb (not mine)
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Wow, my physics teacher was right!! You really can assume a chicken is a perfect sphere!! Now is easier to calculate volume assuming pi is 5.78.
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Chicken pot pi
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No wonder they were Angry Birds.
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Assume spherical chicken
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If that is real, it is in pain. Overfed chickens typically spend the last ~month of their life in pain. I love chicken, but what we have done to get bigger yields is pretty gross.
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That’s a butter ball
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Borb
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She needs heat she's cold 🥶🔴🐔
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Honest McDonald's ad in so many ways... Mutated chickens and fat customers.
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I guess the chicken and egg may have appeared at the same time.
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Butterball.
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The body is round, the short legs aren’t made for distance.
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Squish
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Cicero
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Lipschitz!
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That bird's gonna pop like the one in Shrek
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Costco, "woody", chicken
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Football
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That's not real. 😂
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Both the chicken and the egg.
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By the magic of cropping, voila!
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You missed a spot at the bottom.
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So it's obvious why it crossed the frictionless road. It's not like it could change it's mind on the middle.
The road being frictionless is irrelevant unless it's also in a vacuum.
Chickens are not very good fliers, sure, but even this spherical chicken could probably manage a short flight to whichever side of the road it pleased.
If we assume the ground is frictionless, I'd assume we're assuming no air resistance, just to make it easy