Shit, I've seen them looking things up on Google and WebMD now.
I'd rather they use enormous databases of specified data, than try and remember every single disease humans ever encountered.
"For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her. We don't know why. She has lost the will to live."
— ChatGPT Medical Droid
"It's alright, Scro. All kindsa 'tards lead kick-ass lives. My ex wife? Totally 'tarded. She's a pilot now..."
-Dr. Lexus
Cool user name.
Thankee sai!
That's exactly what I had in mind.
And then, a couple of seconds later, over his shoulder you see a plane crashing.
...how come no tatoo?
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First they would start with:
As a large language model…
Can someone translate this caption from kid-pidgin to English? Google just gave up.
Your doctors don't know shit they just managed thorough med school with the help of the internet.
Not a future scenario btw, already the case.
Point of View: It is the year of our lord two thousand and thirty, and your doctor has told you “I do not know brother, that is tough.” Because they used a large language model throughout their college classes.
The only slang here is POV and idk which are fairly common acronyms. Maybe you're posting in the wrong thread by mistake?
I used ChatGPT through nursing school. It may not have the clinical judgement of the smartest nurses I've known, but it's nowhere near the retardation of the stupidest ones.
In favor of ChatGPT powered medical professionals:
No Cluster B personality disorders No Generalized amxiety disorder Did not come out of medical school dependant on Vyvanse and/or Adderall.
First: fuck you. Getting a diagnosis is generalized anxiety disorder and getting on meds was such a game changer for my well being.
Second: see first.
Also another serious question: why the fuck are you trying to demonize an anxiety disorder? In fact while I am here why are you trying to demonize personality disorders caused ultimately by childhood trauma?
I can understand making the argument that someone with NPD doesn't belong in medicine for safety reasons. But anxiety disorders? Really? How is that going to impact their performance? Surely someone with anxiety is more likely to double or triple check things that others would miss.
Now why would someone taking medication for an illness be a bad thing? If the purpose of medicine is to treat illness then surely the doctor taking theirs can only be a good thing, no?
