Proving that you're a Trekkie

USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-A)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-B)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-C)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-E)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-F)
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-G)

- Chef's kiss of a response.
- Btw, does anybody know what bottle was used for that Aldebaran Whisky? It looks to me like Jose Cuervo 1800 bottle.
Don't forget the -J from the ENT future
- Or NX-01!
USS Enterprise, NCC-1701, no bloody A, B,C, or D.
You missed the Enterprise J

Galactica, Millennium Falcon, Rocinante, Heart of Gold, Serenity, Starfury, and Pillar of Autumn.

Ooh, so close.
- Forgot the TARDIS.

Knowing that there are 7+ Enterprises already qualifies you as a Star Trek nerd.

That's the joke.

Alright, so there's Voyager, Voyager from when it got split while fighting the Vidians, Voyager from when it got duplicated by the silver blood, Enterprise D, Enterprise D from that time it got reflected back across time while the original was stuck in a temporal anomaly, the NX-01 Enterprise, and the NX-01 Enterprise from the aborted timeline where they fail to stop the Xindi and stay in the Expanse for like 80 years, and Trip and T'pol have a full adult son. Has the Cerritos been duplicated yet?

Also, the Enterprise D when it got stuck in the time loop where Frasier kept giving them a fatal fender bender. It could have been blown up a dozen times, a hundred, impossible to tell.
Could have gone for Voyager-J and do the same thing with the Enterprise but for Voyager.

Voyager (assuming they didn't skip any letters between A and J)

We know there's at least a Voyager D in Lower Decks time. Which does seem fast for the ones between. I hope they didn't keep losing them
- Voyager-A was active as of 2385, and LD takes place from 2380+. Either there's a production goof, or Janeway self-destructs the 'A' as well as it's next two successors in rapid succession. Given her propensity for initiating auto destruct, I guess it's not too far-fetched lol.
I think she directly says "what's that, like 10 generations?" after noticing the -J and gets corrected that it's 11 (since she forgot about the non letter Voy)

Lower Decks answer:

"Cerritos, Burbank, Anaheim , Fresno , Sherman Oaks, Riverside, Culver City.... Riverside, Santa Monica... Just tell me when to stop."

Captain Josh Chan of the USS West Covina

What a fun crossover. One of my all time favs.

Anyhow, it reminds me of the Lower Decks episode with the Pakleds (?)

I too enjoyed this lovely cross over on this wonderful lovely day

Yo, the starship's warp core is bussin' frfr! Captain's like, 'Beam me up, bestie!' and we're yeet-ing through subspace at warp 9. The Klingons are being mad sus, no cap. Our shields are giving skibidi vibes, but the photon torpedoes are straight fire. The away team's fit check? Phaser-proof drip, obvi. Holodeck's glitching though - major L. Vulcan science officer's spitting facts, but it's lowkey mid. Computer's all 'Unable to comply' - skill issue much? Anyways, we're about to go goblin mode on this anomaly. Space, the final frontier? Nah fam, it's just our rizz playground!

(Please forgive me -.-)

(Please forgive me -.-)
I most certainly will not.
No Diddy chat, on God I'm sus
Making an actual episode where there is a race that talks like this would be the perfect way to kill it off. Just imagine Picard attempting to communicate with this race in their own language. No kid will survive the cringe.
this is what Lower Decks is probably like to people who haven't seen Lower Decks
I am going to gleefully show this to my child tonight when I'm home... Love using the "brain rot" against her. :)

Ackshully...

The TOS Enterprise, as well as the A, D and E are usually referred to as "The Enterprise". B and C aren't on long enough for me to remember if it applied to them as well.

However, the NX-01 was always referred to as "Enterprise", (without the "The"). It's like they were making a point of it, too. So I wouldn't count it with regards to this meme.

So you then have to decide which ones you would count, such as the J, the one in ST:P, whatever came up on Discovery... Or whether you want to consider alternates as distinct.

The Lollipop

If you ever feel the need to look up the origin of this meme, do yourself and please don't.

I've never seen a more painfully unfunny crossover of two of the worst shows in television, until I looked up the scene that this meme is from.

Unnecessary crossover? Sure, I'll give you that one.
Two of the worst shows in (sic) television?? Absolutely not.
- Sorry I should have worded my comment better. What I meant was that New Girl and Brooklyn 99 are among the worst shows on television, not that they are the worst shows on television.
  Thanks for pointing out my mistake.