'It's like living in a school zone,' Says Rattled Secret Service Agent Protecting Trump
'It's like living in a school zone,' Says Rattled Secret Service Agent Protecting Trump
"What am I, seven years old?” said Special Agent David Radcliff.
Fucking brutal. That's a hell of a good connection.
57 1 ReplyAs the cop in South Park said after a kid was killed in town, "Dammit! Outside school is the one place kids are supposed to be safe!"
36 0 ReplyHunh! I really thought the bus would be a lot shorter.
28 2 ReplyMore like being a school "security" officer?
Either way... At this point, it is kinda like enlisted during the Iraq surge
17 5 ReplyNah, school "security officers" are there to brutalize unruly children and get the middle school to life in prison pipeline started.
In contrast, Trump's SS officers are charged with protecting the most childish fascist cult leader from the consequences of his words and actions.
Both make the world a worse, more bleak place, though, I'll give you that.
16 1 ReplyI get massive whiplash every time someone abbreviates the secret service
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That's not fair, he didn't run away from the gunman!
Maybe that's just Texas.
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Onion has been in fire lately
7 0 ReplyIt's not the onion. I've never seen this site before.
5 0 ReplyThe spirit of Onion.
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Just. Goddamnit. I read so much of this article before I realized I had a mouth full of onion. Bravo.
5 0 Reply"No one is even trying to shoot up Meadows Ridge College or the Oceanside Charter School!"
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