Nightmare blunt rotation

read that logo as “human garbage” and thought the poster had self-awareness for a bit

Me too. I assumed it was a band called human garbage. Even after you pointed it out it took like three reads to see it was garage
- Same, especially because the first album of crust legends Dystopia is called Human=Garbage

It is so funny that this is being headlined by Skillet. In the mid 2000s, Skillet was promoted as a wholesome christian rock band for teens who like rock music.

Human Garage isn't even music, but the other performances are all music. Human Garage is some new age spiritual medicine youtube channel that has videos called like How to Reset Your Organs with Simple Breathing Exercises.

Moshing to breathing ASMR

this is woodstock for your stupidest uncle

Why are Americans so corny. "Join the resistance "

We have no heroes. Only superman and spongebob
- Oh you have heroes. Just need to recognise the real
Oh they're part of "the resistance" all right. The resistance against the resistance against the ruling class.

Do people find this concert level entertaining? I feel like people are paying a mint to go to a "show" and listen to mostly white boomer men speak.

No thanks, I don't really want to reacue the republic

yeah, the Republic for which it stands, totally fuckin sucks

This new Mortal Kombat roster looks awful

Rfk jr fatality

I never realized how much Matt Tiabi looks like a perfect cross between Billy Zahn and the Adoring Fan

As far as right-wing grifters go, I think the top row could be a decently fun blunt rotation idk. RFK's unhinged stories are funny.

Yeah that top row would be crazy lmao
I wonder if falling off the wagon would make Russel Brand more or less dangerous to leave your drink around

What band could we get for our event that embodies the spirit of resistance? I know, Skillet!

Five Times August has to be the most early 2000s emo band name to actually be a boomer rock anti-vaxx band.

I was trying to look at the list of names because who even are most of these people. The names don't even match up with the order of the pictures. Who designed this shit?

Get Him to the Greek 2 involves getting Russell Brand to this. P Diddy is still in it, too.

Human Garage

More like human garbage

I know two people on that poster, which is two people too many.

If someone can name all of these people I would be impressed…heck if you could name half.

If you somehow combined the contents of this picture with the collider at CERN I'm pretty sure that actually opens the portal to the hell dimension.

Mark my words: at least two of them are going to “return” to the democrats as they become sufficiently racist enough for them. It will be touted as democrats “learning their lesson” since 2012.

And I almost fell for Tulsi’s grift back in the day, but something tells me that even if she never fled to the GOP she’d make for an excellent rotating villain a la Lieberman. Just like with Musk, leftists will need to accept that we will end up scratching a LOT of libs.

Is Taibbi this kind of person? I know he's a clown but I thought he was just a superpowered lib

Taibbi was told off by progressives about 2020 protests and his reaction to just being told off was “I’m canceled by the woke mob”
- The "personal vendetta/aggrievement to chud culture war politics" pipeline
his love for cops overcame his hatred for banks

I have a dim memory of seeing Skillet at a small Christian college in 1998. I wish I could have shown them this poster

@jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world lol

Struggling Jennings has to be the worst band name, and I’ve heard the black metal bands.

This Russel Brand guy is supposedly "important"? How? All I know is that YouTube is trying to force him down my throat with other right-wing assholes.

He was a big leftist celebrity less than a decade ago, as well as a successful movie star/comedian. Guy looks so incredibly depressed nowdays. I’m guessing he probably needs to keep money coming in to pay the lawyers keeping him out of jail for past sex crimes.
He was in some Hollywood movies and there's a very limited amount of chud celebrities.
- I think he was a BBC radio DJ before that iirc.
  He was a crunchy granola contrarian for a while before a bunch of SA allegations came up and I'm guessing the chuds are the only ones who'll take him now.

Russell Brand turns it into a blackout roofie rotation.