Democratic Vice President hopeful Tim Walz found himself in the middle of a barrage of criticism after it was revealed he allegedly inflated his score during a game of bag toss at a family barbeque in 1998.
I'm a Republican that does their Own Research and this article PROVES Tim Walz is a HORRIBLE Person and only TRUMP who had an affair while his Wife was Pregnant is Fit to Lead the Country!
I know a lot of yous don't read past the headline, so rest assured he had a good reason. His cousins were starving, so he inflated his score to end the game sooner and put the snags on the barbie. Everyone in the family forgave him when he put on a bloody ripper apron that was painted to make him look like he was budgie smuggling.
Walz had implied in his Facebook posts that he had stories suggesting that his younger brother isnât âthe type of character you want making decisions about your future.â But in the segment Wednesday, he admitted to NewsNation that he didnât have any political bombshells â just some stomach-turning anecdotes.
âNobody wanted to sit with him, because he had car sickness and would always throw up on us, that sort of thing,â Walz said. âThereâs really nothing else hidden behind there. People are assuming something else. Thereâs other stories like that, but I think that probably gives you the gist of it.â
I just assumed some global megacorp had finally managed to get "Cornhole" through the trademark office and started suing everyone into oblivion. Must be time for an internet break to rebalance the pessimism.
I'm a gay northerner who moved to Georgia many years ago. When one of my co-workers said he was going to go play cornhole with his buddies, I asked if I could come too.
I was 35 before I heard it called anything but bags. I only found out itâs called cornhole (because I guess the bags used to be filled with corn?) because I was at a bar, and it was on. On ESPN. Thatâs also the day I learned ESPN will show just about anything that can be classified as a sport or game when there arenât major sports events going on.
I laughed for a solid several minutes about it. (Thankfully I was not by myself or Iâd have looked like a nutter)
He inflated the score by 2 points only. What a loser. Well he won, but you know what I mean. Don would have inflated the score by 145 points. He's the best inflater, nobody inflates like he does. He has inflated so much that he had the biggest inflation ever. Ah fuck, you know what I mean.