10mo ago

Bit idea: dress up as an employee at a big store like Best Buy and completely ignore and berate customers when they treat you like shit

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I once accidentally did this at a video store (when those were still a thing) and just kept recommending movies to people.
I once wore a hertz polo and was able to get a free ride in the airport employee shuttle.
I swear that was a ucb bit.
A ton of people dressed like target employees or something then went into a target and ignored customers.
I had a red chef-coat for an old job, so you can imagine my experience when picking up my friends from their Target jobs.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WORK HERE YOU'RE CLEARLY THE TARGET CHEF
  
  Zellers in Canada which got bought out by Target and then run into the ground used to have restaurants in their general department stores. That was neat.
I can't tell you how many times people have assumed that I'm a worker at one of those big retail stores.
One I time I was actually at Best Buy with my headphones on and wearing a red shirt, and some dude still comes up to make me take off my headphones and is like "Hey, do you work here? Can you help me?" Motherfucker it's basic color theory, I do NOT work here.

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