Exquisite

That is the most reluctant upvote I’ve ever given.

!foodcrimes@midwest.social candidate

I guess this is retaliation for General Tso's Chicken

some food recipes don't need to exist

This pizza looks like it's brother killed the entire clan and left.

Franken fidget spinner.

With a little luck it will simultaneously act as a summoning circle for a demon that will kill the creator of this monstrosity and perish its sight from earth to protect the rest of us

Huh. So we have all the cheesy, melty goodness that sits around the chicken and calamari, and when you finish with that it's like a sweet dessert? Maybe if you only have one slice, so it's like you are eating a three course meal: Appetizer of cheese and chicken, meal of the calamari, then the oreo.

I'm ethically opposed to much of this, but I can't fault it for lack of ambition. It's like a built-in dessert with every slice

looks like some symbol

I’ve been staring at this for about ten minutes.

What the fuck?

Good god. Burn this world now

Huh? Is it just me or does the "chicken" look like raw ground turkey?

Nice munchie mandala

Things that will make your voluntarily order a pineapple pizza.

shi I'll grab a slice

No!!!! But also yes.

What have you done with the Vulkanpizza???

You son of a bitch, I'm in!