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I mean, have you SEEN real life??? It was their only option as a reporter for The Onion.
The competition is rough.
”You work hard for your money. Now hand it over.”
Mostly likely approach to actually get my money.
Lucky bastards.
The publication as a whole got the CIA award for excellence in journalism.
"Generated by AI"
The Onion encountered SCP 5000
based
My God, wouldn't that be nice
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