Why is this being sold on *votegearoutlet*

I genuinely do not understand what this shirt is trying to convey

Wearers of this shirt get terminator vision for unsucked dick
- Wearers of this shirt get terminator vision for unsucked dick
  
  Listen. And understand. They are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until your VolCel Pledge is over.
It comes from talking about food: "I know a basket of wings hates to see me coming (because I'm going to eat them all)".

It makes less sense here, but the implication is that the wearer is going to engage in fellatio.
- This is not a saying I've ever heard, I also wonder what it's meant to convey. That the speaker eats wings??
Maybe hate is meant to be sarcastic?
my best guess is "I'm getting head and busting and all these unsucked losers are jealous"

Holy shit, it's real:
https://votegearoutlet.com/product/original-i-know-an-unsucked-dick-hate-to-see-me-coming-shirt/

CW for possible transphobic bullshit in the sidebar recs; they're clearly trying to pull a both-sides here

Edit: OP left off the product description, which is possibly the best part. fellow-kids

So, I am wearing something new everyday. I feel fresh and exiting. Also don’t forget the Original I Know An Unsucked Dick Hate To See Me Coming Shirt so you should to go to store and get this messages and drawing on T-shirts. That’s made it special. If you want to wear a long t-shirt in a stylish way, pair it with leggings or skinny jeans. You can also knot the t-shirt at the waist or wear it off-the-shoulder for a more trend-forward look. Er…well, this American does. I wear T-shirts frequently, because they’re comfortable. They’re very commonly worn in the US. I expect most Americans would have reason to refer to them at some point, even if they don’t wear T-shirts themselves. To me, San Francisco based designers Nice Collective make some of the best, interesting and at times innovative t shirt styles in fashion today.