What's the worst post ever posted to Hexbear?

Like three days ago there was someone asking if stealing catalytic converters was based praxis. There's like a whole genre of post here that's like "Is making the world worse actually building socialism?"

pissing on my front doorstep is lowering rents
- Just pop off a few rounds here and there, redline the suburbanites.

This one

as far as I know there’s only one post that was so fundamentally fucked that it singlehandedly took down Hexbear dprk-soldier

just because it crashes the site doesn't mean it's a bad post
- lest we forget the sacred axiom: "Closing the sub for a joke wasn’t OK."
  
  checkmate, liberals

The actual worst posts get removed and they had some of the juiciest chud stuff in them

The actual worst posts get removed and they had some of the juiciest chud stuff in them

The Mortal Kombat corpo fan (less a fan of the game and more a fan of the corpos that owned it) that wished me a violent self inflicted death because I insisted that employees making Mortal Kombat games shouldn't have to be compelled to put themselves through traumatically gruesome videos and images to the point of needing trauma counseling just to make the treats extra just to keep their jobs would have been a great example to show but yeah that was all deleted by the mods and I lost the saved text on my old computer.

That particular treat defender had AVGN as an avatar which for some reason fit.
Something something Fred Flinstone and Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

The girl reading this heart-sickle

WAIT NO I MEAN-

Objection, this is a comment so it can't be the worst post

Anything with “beanis”, can’t stand that crap. I’m more of a skub gal tbh

We've gotta martyr the first beanis poster as a lesson to all the others. Or else get a personal word filter.
I have been condemned to an eternity of posting only on bad posting

:cri:

To find out, you must visit the Modlog

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There's some contenders, like the "OrganizeOrDie" nazbol that was wishing a violent death to everyone on Hexbear that had depression.

My personal least favorite post was that "I love you all, but you need to stop embarrassing leftism and kiss a stranger this New Years during the ongoing covid pandemic or you're a shut-in and these mysterious alt accounts will go forth like flying monkeys and try to bully you off the site" one from RonJeremyCorbyn. Fuck that piece of shit forever.