Where art thou hog?

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I'VE FOUND IT, BROTHER!
- I TRIED CRANKING THAT HOG, BUT HE GOT PRETTY PISSED
I'LL LET YOU CRANK MINE, MFER AROOO
- HELL YEAH BROTHER, SHARING IS CARING, AROOOO
YOU HAVE TO OVER COME THE HOG WITHIN BEFORE YOU CAN CRANK THE HOG FROM WITHOUT
- IN PUBLIC?
  
  ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC AROOOO
- WISE WORDS BORTHER
HERE I SIT, BROKIN HEARTED
CRANKED M'HOG BUT COULDN'T START IT
- A TRADGEDY I WOULDN'T WISH ON MY WORST ENEMY BROTHER!
HAVE YOU CHECKED UNDERNEATH YOUR BED?
- IT'S SUPER SPOOKY DOWN THERE, BROTHER. WE SHOULD HELP HIM LOOK.
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- SPEAK UP BROTHER. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
  
  actually without a hog being cranked, it's quite quiet around here...

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