Secret Service is definitely made up of a bunch of largely incompetent buffoons.
After the Trump near success and stuff like this and Jan 6 I’m definitely a proponent of the theory that JFK was just accidentally domed by a secret service agent.
JFKs head actually just did that. It was a result of the brain experiencing rapid changes in air pressure between being on an airplane and in a convertible in a motorcade. The whole thing goes to your head and if you've just been flying... Pop!
It was covered up by Boeing who was afraid Americans wouldn't want to fly if they knew their heads would do that if they went to sit in an open convertible with Jackie Kennedy right after.
no no, the theory is it was the agent in the front seat reaching for his shoulder holster and fumbling, firing through the seat and through jfk's head, explaining the whole "magic bullet" thing and the zapruder film "back and to the left"
I 100% don't buy the "SS agent who was hung over and didn't know how to use his newfangled AR-15 so he accidentally shot JFK line." It's obv nonsense if you look further into it. Simple ballistics evidence alone shows that's not how it went down. I can elaborate if you really want (I'm crazy JFK Pilled) but evidence shows multiple shooters, and the most likely hits came from behind. So that means, not Oswald, not some guy in the grassy knoll, but two dudes in one of the buildings that was behind the motorcade did the shooting. Plus the damage doesn't line up with what a .223 round would do. That level of head explosion is achieved with a full power rifle round.
Apart from the bizarre incompetence of the SS, this story is a great reminder of how politicians are huge selfish assholes. When they want to use a town as a backdrop for their own selfish purposes they shut down everything, disrupting people's life and livelihoods.
Let these bastards do their circus in some remote fields far away from people instead.
Saw this at George Floyd Square during the uprising. All kinds of polticians and celebrities showed up, took their pictures, fucked off, and were never heard from again. I think was there at one point
Jill Biden spoke at a place I had to repair a machine at and I had to go all the way around and use a back entrance, and they only let me do that because the machine being down was stopping the whole factory process
Imagining a dude in a black suit with an earpiece and sunglasses being like "uh TacHQ, this sectors clear, all vectors green in the AO. Requesting permission to commandeer this nail salon bathroom, I gotta go take a shit, copy?" "Acknowledged Bravo Six, you have execute authority to use civilian infrastructure for doodoo operations, over"