We taught rocks to think

To be fair, first we had to slice them really thin and put lightning in them

Convincing all the magic smoke to stay inside those rocks is a task and a half.
We do light magic on the flat rock to teach it how to think, and what it's first think is every time it alives.

We've all got magic boxes that can talk to each other and contain the sum total of all current human knowledge

We use it for cats and porn

- Also porn
- Capitalism is cancer :(
Hell yeah
Just wait until our devices can materialize any food we want from just electricity. Imagine how lazy and fat we'll all be.
- I live in America. Don't need to imagine.
- I mean we basically can. I press some buttons and whatever meal I want shows up at my house.
  It's not quite Star Trek replicators, but as far as millions of years of humans would be concerned, it might as well be.

Shit’s literal magic. We dug rocks out of the earth, broke them down, built them back up again in a very specific way, etched them with conductive runes, taught those runes how to use electricity to do math, and now I can shitpost by telling the runes in my phone to scream 1’s and 0’s at other runes across my house.

Rocks are smarter than us

And don't even get me started on sand
- I don’t like sand
We really just taught em to count. Actually, really they're just flashing

Lots of digging.

You clearly have never played minecraft. Go touch some square grass!

They started by punching the tree.

How do you get wood?
Informative murder porn?
Underrated Ultimata Online reference.
- Or Minecraft

Photolithography

Math. So much math

So much
math

We?

Whatever you did bruh, we did it. That’s right. It’s mine too. Suck it!
Okay so who's the one person responsible for going from scratch to wifi?
- ...primitive technology in a couple more seasons, at the rate he's going...
- That guy, Hugh Mann.
Agreed, I really don't like language that collectiveses people who really are individuals.
- Yes "we" because you know millions of people were collectively exploited for the labor, development, knowledge, and skills used to arrive where we are.
- It’s kinda nice we can take credit for other people’s stuff. As long as we’re doing our part.
  If nobody put out fires, we’d elect new officials to fix fire departments n stuff. We don’t need to know how to drive a firetruck or use a Halligan to pry open a door, just pay our taxes. So if a new firefighting technique is developed even though you or I only clock in at our offices and never think about firefighting, we’re still part of society and we can socialize the win a bit.
  And if we figure out how to improve CPU speeds, firefighters can say “WE figured out how to get computers to boot in <1 second” even though they just did their own jobs. (Or at least “we know how to …” b/c they can pay someone or buy something that accomplishes the task, even if they don’t know the inner workings.)
  But we needed them to feel safe and maybe not die. They couldn’t do it all and neither could we. Collective win.
- Not a fan of the royal 'we', then, I take it?

Thanks to the comments here If I ever unexpectedly travel through time I'll be able to teach them about computers. Now I just have to learn advanced chemistry and learn how to create everything else.

Very slowly, and then very quickly.

First, find a rock.

well hell. there you go

This is not a natural landscape. You don't get fields of grass like this without human intervention. This started in the bronze age, so just because your local human-made landscape is green, make no mistakes.

Bit by-the-by, though, because obviously computers are completely awesome, but real nature is not this placid homogeneous scene

In a nutshell, by bashing stuff together in different ways

You see, when a boy rock and a girl rock love eachother very much...

Multiple people, not only 1

Intel

By harnessing that thing which is all over this natural place - electromagnetism. It is a quantum leap in the human experience, like harnessing fire, or agriculture.

Organized rocks