To be fair, first we had to slice them really thin and put lightning in them
Convincing all the magic smoke to stay inside those rocks is a task and a half.
We do light magic on the flat rock to teach it how to think, and what it's first think is every time it alives.
We've all got magic boxes that can talk to each other and contain the sum total of all current human knowledge
We use it for cats and porn
Hell yeah
Just wait until our devices can materialize any food we want from just electricity. Imagine how lazy and fat we'll all be.
dont forget the ads
Shit’s literal magic. We dug rocks out of the earth, broke them down, built them back up again in a very specific way, etched them with conductive runes, taught those runes how to use electricity to do math, and now I can shitpost by telling the runes in my phone to scream 1’s and 0’s at other runes across my house.
I can tap my fingers on ancient biological leftovers that have been processed into hard squares with letters on them that send sparks through the Pinko machine to a fancy recombobulated rock that will turn my text request into furry erotica. Text, images, video, audio all from a mix of metal, rock, and left over carcasses.
Lots of digging.
You clearly have never played minecraft. Go touch some square grass!
They started by punching the tree.
How do you get wood?
Informative murder porn?
Underrated Ultimata Online reference.
Or Minecraft
Math. So much math
So much
math
We?
Whatever you did bruh, we did it. That’s right. It’s mine too. Suck it!
Okay so who's the one person responsible for going from scratch to wifi?
...primitive technology in a couple more seasons, at the rate he's going...
Agreed, I really don't like language that collectiveses people who really are individuals.
It’s kinda nice we can take credit for other people’s stuff. As long as we’re doing our part.
If nobody put out fires, we’d elect new officials to fix fire departments n stuff. We don’t need to know how to drive a firetruck or use a Halligan to pry open a door, just pay our taxes. So if a new firefighting technique is developed even though you or I only clock in at our offices and never think about firefighting, we’re still part of society and we can socialize the win a bit.
And if we figure out how to improve CPU speeds, firefighters can say “WE figured out how to get computers to boot in <1 second” even though they just did their own jobs. (Or at least “we know how to …” b/c they can pay someone or buy something that accomplishes the task, even if they don’t know the inner workings.)
But we needed them to feel safe and maybe not die. They couldn’t do it all and neither could we. Collective win.
:)
There are problems with this view so lemme have it!
Thanks to the comments here If I ever unexpectedly travel through time I'll be able to teach them about computers. Now I just have to learn advanced chemistry and learn how to create everything else.
well hell. there you go
Very slowly, and then very quickly.
You see, when a boy rock and a girl rock love eachother very much...
This is not a natural landscape. You don't get fields of grass like this without human intervention. This started in the bronze age, so just because your local human-made landscape is green, make no mistakes.
Bit by-the-by, though, because obviously computers are completely awesome, but real nature is not this placid homogeneous scene
In a nutshell, by bashing stuff together in different ways
Multiple people, not only 1
Intel
By harnessing that thing which is all over this natural place - electromagnetism. It is a quantum leap in the human experience, like harnessing fire, or agriculture.
Organized rocks
