Reddit reacts to American politics

volcel-kamala

it is just now dawning on me that a nonzero number of people have likely cum to this clip.

They made a whole community for this kinda posting chomsky-yes-honey we move further from the lords light

We need Volcel Bombs Not Food to do some close air support

How do I delete someone else's website?

Reddit Delenda Est

I’m no prude, but it kind of weirds me out how people manage to be that horny about these particular people at this particular time.

Next posters to further expound on the sexualization of these politicians gets banned. Quit being gross.

Why do people sexualize politicians? Admittedly I think AOC is attractive but I can't ever say I thought to myself, man, I hope she garners more power over people and somehow also ends up more naked.

I dunno. I'm probably the weird one.

It's basically fanfiction. What's the difference between Kamala Harris and Harry Potter?
- One is associated with transphobia and the other is Harry Potter.
- One somehow ended up as a cop despite a life experience that should have biased them against it, and the other is Harry Potter
Its my kink

See who can cum further, Donald or Joe

There. I said it.

Not gonna lie to ya chief, neither of those guys is blasting anything, let alone with kinetic force
- Apparently you've never heard of hands free cumming from butt action. I would top either of them so hard, they would cum like it was their first time.
Rope olympics you could have, like a contest where you gotta do like, the high jump. Or you could have long jump but you gotta bust at the end for extra feet.

The discus where you gotta spin around and time it right using centrifugal force at a target.
- The triple jump, where each jump is a spurt
Gotta be biden
- yeah, he still has access to the White House pharmacy

I'm gonna delete the internet

internet-delenda-est

jesse-wtf

How about 'lets not', Reddit-- for either of those ghouls to sufficiently self-lubricate, you'd have to execute at least a dozen carceral slaves in front of them to get the motor running; and that's an unacceptable waste of a political prisoner's life

:pain:

Finally US politics are starting to make some sense.

Why can't people be fucking normal one time just once holy shit guys try doing it once

Bro WTF 🤮🤮🤮

death to reddit

Hey man yeah, thanks for joining me in this discord call. okay so i've got a screenshot here of a post you made on the subreddit /r/politically_NSFW a few days ago... yes that one. So you're not in trouble right now, I just wanted to get your perspective here; why did you say that? Why would that happen? Can you explain what exactly that would even mean? You know it's just pee right? No this isn't really a debate, the science is settled. Okay well if some women can do it then why would you assume- no that was a deepfake man, that wasn't real. I think we're getting off track here, look,