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See who can cum further, Donald or Joe
There. I said it.
Not gonna lie to ya chief, neither of those guys is blasting anything, let alone with kinetic force
Apparently you've never heard of hands free cumming from butt action. I would top either of them so hard, they would cum like it was their first time.
Easily the single most cursed thing I have seen on bearsite
I'll tag you when I manage to surpass this
I would pay money to see it and then immediately blind myself
Rope olympics you could have, like a contest where you gotta do like, the high jump. Or you could have long jump but you gotta bust at the end for extra feet.
The discus where you gotta spin around and time it right using centrifugal force at a target.
The triple jump, where each jump is a spurt
The sprint is just whoever can bust fastest.
Just imagining a dude squatting down with a stopwatch at the ready tensely watching someone crank it so he can clock the time.
or the ultra high FPS slow mo photo finish.
Gotta be biden
yeah, he still has access to the White House pharmacy
Good point tho actually, his meds could affect his shot
Anything that helps the brain probably is bad for your dick