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This has got to be the worst use of a Venn diagram I have ever seen.
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Covfefe
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CHINA
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GHINA
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JINA
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Trump's only contribution to humanity, change my mind
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Sad!
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XXXTENTACION got you covered
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And Dubya of course... Misunderestimate, "how is our children learning", "put food on your family", "mission accomplished"
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Fool me once, shame one you. Fool me twice, never get fooled again.
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fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and i'll be fooled for the rest of my life.
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God he felt like he had the Simpsons writers doing his PR. How did he come up with such brilliantly wrong material.
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The following poem is composed of actual quotes from George W. Bush.
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER by George W. Bush
I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning? Will the highways of the Internet become more few? How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me. I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. I know that the human being and the fish can coexist. Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family! Knock down the tollbooth! Vulcanize society! Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
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Big talk about hidden nucular weapons in those days.
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"How much is a Brazilian?"
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I bite my thumb at you.
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cur!
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I think it might be Hitler who coined "fake news" and a couple of the others.
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They said lying press, but yes, same bullshit playbook.
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I don't often get to say "weed wide enough to wrap a fairy in." Sad.
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many such cases
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Wait, what Trumpian phrases are you using?
"Many such cases", "bigly", "very, very large brain", "good genes", "This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever" and "and some, I assume, are good people" have involuntary become part of my vocabulary.
I'm sorry for your loss.
"And some, I assume, are good people" has entered my vocabulary, but in mockery of that attitude
My favorite is "to a lesser extent Tiffany" I add that shit to everything
"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes....."
I use that almost every day.
We use covfefe a lot in our house, as well
China pronounced as “jina”
“Fake news” (ironically)
“Worst blank in the history of blank, maybe ever”
Also fuck Trump. Should’ve been 3 inches more accurate.
“It is what it is”
I also use Jina now and it really bothers me, but I can't pronounce it correctly anymore. He ruined me.
I often say “it’s yuge” 😔
Don't worry, you can just say you got that from Bernie.
"Tested negatively, that is, positively towards negative, tested perfectly"
It's funny because I remember being confused by the terms when I was a kid. To see a president worry about it was bonkers.
Admiral general aladeen fixed this problem by standardizing terminology.
We do a little trolling.
"more and more people are saying it"
I regularly say "Art of the deal" ironically when I observe someone win in a low stakes negotiation. I guess that's also kinda it's always sunny but it's definitely trumpian as well
+1 for "bigly"
Covfefe
I call myself a stable genius on a regular basis
"We need to shut thing down until we figure out how it happens."
(Note that every answer is someone intentionally using a phrase to make fun of him, not unknowingly using a phrase because of "how much he impacted the language" )
(Okay now that I think about it, I guess people who don't know wouldn't be answering the question, but I still think that the premise is silly)