Rainbow unicorn bank card deemed "gay propaganda" by Russian lawmakers
Rainbow unicorn bank card deemed "gay propaganda" by Russian lawmakers
Russia largest bank was asked to withdraw its colorful card for kids.
Putin asshole or ze mouth?
The trans president is zelensky though
So there I was with my wife of 30 years attempting to buy groceries when suddenly and without warning, another man pulled out his "Gay Propaganda Credit Card (TM)."
We were just going about our business when I suddenly found my dick in another man's ass because I have about as much self control as I do braincells. Why did the Libruls do this to me six times last week?
That's like me. Every pride, I see rainbows and suddenly I am sucking so many cocks. 11 months of the year, heterosexual sex with my wife. 1 month of the year, sucking cocks.
And they even try to turn you gay by looking good!! I just looked at him a bit too long, and boom, he MADE ME GAY. And then I was so gay that I fell in love with another guy, and his beautiness now makes me imagine him as a cute blonde kitsune all the time!! And dream of those fluffy ears and tails! But then I did a 100 IQ move, and just went to be a girl, haha! Outsmarted you gays, now it's straight again! But then the first guy just turned into a girl too, damn!!
It seems stupid but little acts of random terror make more people afraid and silent. Loosely defined law are created so they can target anyone at a will of a snitch and administration. And it has been shown that perpetrators of violence can walk free if their hate can be supported by the current agenda, e.g. cowards who attacked a woman in the restaurant over her non-rainbow frog earpieces that was later detained by cops.
According to homophobic countries: rainbow = gay.
What's with this weird obsession with erasing the most naturally occurring THING that exists? You guys wanna live in a literally colorless world again? Like the 1940s? This is just stupid.
Just waiting for republicans to go after crayons for providing an array of colors. We can't have kids seeing rainbows.
I bet Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Moon" will get banned too, for having an album cover that is literally just white light separated into different colors.
Damn, I want rainbow unicorns on my credit card...
"asked" LMAO
Well of course, it's dabbing.
I would love to have a rainbow unicorn bank card instead of this boring old dark green one of mine.
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