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My dad said to me “how old are you son?”

I said “23”

He said “ha, when I was your age I was 27!”
- Yeah because every year he had to age up and down both ways.
That’s impossible. You can’t all be 35 at the same time.
Didn't know Einstein was Oppenheimer's father!!
- Well now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
I mean I wear my hoochie shorts at the range. Keeps people from talking to me.
- Choochi shorts?
  
  I keep people from talking to me at the range by looking and acting like a liberal.
  
  I just wear ear pro.
  
  *hoochie
No wonder you can’t afford a house
- because the capitalists bought them all?

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