After Trump assassination attempt, guns will still be allowed near RNC, but tennis balls will not

""[It's] utterly ridiculous," Robert Bauman, a Milwaukee City Alderman who proposed adding guns to that city ordinance, told ABC News. "I mean, I could just picture this image of somebody coming up to the entry point with, you know, an AR-15 strapped over one shoulder, a long rifle over another, and two pistols in his belt, and the cops asking him, 'You got any tennis balls?'"

^^I would pay money to see that scene^^

You’d have to be out of your mind to go anywhere near this event.

Cut a hole in the tennis ball, stick it on the muzzle of your AR-15 and call it a silencer. Bet you could smuggle in a number of tennis balls that way

That’s disappointing that tennis balls will not be allowed. Do the people with walkers coat check them in with there guns?

but tennis balls will not

Are they worried that Ryoma Hoshi might be real?

If they’re going to allow guns in the RNC, I hope they at least manage to round up a handful of competent secret service agents, if that still exists.

I want the right to bare balls

They should be allowed inside the venue. After all, gun free zones are a big problem.

This tells me the explosives they found in Crooks’ vehicle were hidden in tennis balls

I wonder what would happen if someone drove by one of those places and played bullet sounds on their ghetto blaster...

Republican events and rallies are the one place I support as many guns as possible being there.

Why tennis balls ? Strange.

I took a golf ball to the forehead off a tee box. That wasn't fun.

trump is a World Wrestling Entertainment Hall of Famer

Odds are they are terrified that people will toss a tennis ball around the same way people tossed a beach ball around to "protest" Super Roman (... while making sure to buy every available ticket).

This sounds like a Monty Python sketch or something. It's just so absurdist.

How about a loaded soup-can gauge shotgun?

Please proceed

But what if my tennis ball is a gun? Which law overrides the other?

Are 4G/5G phones allowed? Because those can fry your brain.

Not sure what the deal is with tennis balls, raquet balls hurt a whole lot more!

They consider tennis balls to be raquetball furries.

tennis balls are arms, also. Proof: My tennis ball launcher says so.