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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!

That sounds like a lot but have you considered making lemonade and become rich? Just an idea tho.

We stole the lemons from life. Life will have to pry the precious lemons from our cold dead hands.

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I am sorry for your bounty of lemons. Please, no longer insist on making lemonade. Instead, for any subsequent lemon provided to you by life, throw it into the garbage and set the garbage on fire. Enjoy a citrusy bonfire

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