Fell again for britbong trickery and drank hot tea and now my tummy hurts as usual when I drink hot tea.

this is why the prophet joseph smith prohibited hot beverages

The cure for this is hot tea

That's because you're drinking a bunch of tannins on an empty stomach. Operator Error, either eat something or git gud at drinking tea.

Oi guvenor! That's cuz you didn't have enough digestive biscuits before ya ate ya tea mate! Try some Robby Flop Flop or Jammy Gutter Floopies first!

Hot black tea on an empty stomach made me puke once. 😣

I stick to herbal tea now when I don't have anything to eat with it.

I didn't know this was a thing, I drink tea that's so dark it stains the mug instantly but I'm a stinky brit so
- What if yanks threw the tea into the harbour because it made their tummies upset. 🤔
That happened to me too. I guess it's a Thing then, huh.
- Amber.
- Diluting the tea definitely helps, but I still need some biscotti or oatmeal and my tea needs to be weak and milky
  I've found this blueberry herbal tea that tastes like cupcakes tho so I'm good

Last night I thought about having some beans on toast but I suppressed my anglo instincts and had beanis and rice instead.

Beans on toast are amazing if you put enough sriracha and paprika powder on them to make them craKKKerphobic. This also works with other British sandwich based dishes, like cream cheese and cucumber.
Beans on toast is a meal for comrades

I thought britbong was for Australians, because of like, billabongs? I guess I've been wrong this whole time.

It's in the anthem, Drool Brittania or something like that
I think it comes from some old Internet joke where a british person says something like "oi mate, 'ow many bongs (from Big Ben) is it?"