1y ago

Sounds legit, sovcit.

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If he's going back to "ancient law" shouldn't he also recognize he's standing on stolen land belonging to native Americans prior to European arrival?
- No, no, no, not that ancient law! The ancient law that gets me what I want
The book that he should be looking for is a 3rd grade grammar textbook.
That book of ancient law is really going to help them out.
- Are you saying the laws in 3000BCE Mesopotamia can’t help him get rich right now? How many library books did you read today? I rest my case.
  
  I admit I hadn't considered the Hammurabic Method of Revenue Generation.
Wait! You're telling me that there is supposed to be some cohesion to that word salad?!
- I'd like to make a sovcit chat bot that just spews this nonsense when you ask it a question.
  
  Reminds me of a certain side quest in Cyberpunk...
This is my new go to:
someone owes me some land and gold
- No silver? You're getting ripped off.
  
  they're a werewolf
The irony of them not wanting to pay taxes etc., yet using a public library.
I was confused until I realized they used the wrong "there". Then I was just a little less confused, but still confused.
- I used to be confused by their inane ramblings. I still am confused, but I used to be too.
  
  Ghost of Mitch, how are ya?
"Confirmed what I already knew." I'm sure that was with some detailed research into the breadth of the subject involving the reinforcement of a robust understanding, right? Surely it wasn't something like... finding a couple legal sounding books, and finding a few words in those books they understood, before taking some pictures they thought suggested research and calling it good!
What a beautiful mind
I have a feeling that the condition of his brain isn't on Terra Firma.
I wish I could convince my self of anything half as well as these people convince themselves of their own bullshit.

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