Sneks
Sneks
Sneks
snakes are scary because they're idiots with staplers for a face
Staplers ruined forever now, thanks
You try taking your shirt off without arms
Or legs!
Do snakes have a reverse gear?
Remember kids, never reuse a condom
Just leave it on in between so it's technically a single use 👉😏
FYI, there are reusable washable condoms.
Yeah, your mom!
(no followup questions please because I haven't thought this through)
This is what becoming an adult is like "I wanna go back! Please, just let me go back."
My girl figured out how to get up to the cage around her heat bulb tonight. She got stuck up there for half an hour and then just gave up and fell. Truly scary creatures.
Where is the head? Can't find it in either picture.
Edit: oh, I think I see it in the top one, didn't expect the head and "neck" to be so much smaller than the middle of the body. Still can't quite see it in the bottom picture.
I love snakes
Hoop snakes.
Those aren't snakes, they're rubber bands.
Ha!