#praetorianguarddidit #blueanon

hear me out: i 100% agree with this guy.

biden should dissolve the secret service and have his personal security be organized by the only man he can trust. a man who is above reproach. a man who knows the stakes, but plays for keeps.

they fed him the soup that makes you old and sleepy

That's just any soup for me.

Is my geriatric nominee sundowning? No, it's a cabal of secret poisoners

Dumb sonofabitch

I'm getting ready to go join the maoists in the Everglades I stg

is it actually true there are maoists in the everglades whose snake breeding operation was blown open by a hurricane that let out all the snakes or is that just a meme
- I have no idea and that's part of what makes it funny

Just reminded me of that SNL sketch CSI Sarasota with Betty White, where she goes around a retirement home trying to figure out who keeps poisoning all the 80-something residents to make their hearts stop working.

I looked it up and your explanation was funnier than the actual sketch. god damn SNL is dogshit
- SNL is so dogshit it actually inspires hatred. I have seen maybe a couple of SNL sketches that actually made me laugh. The rest make me want to kick the cast in the face.

m'lord thou hast been POISONED by thy enemy of the court, DOLAND DRUMPF

tfw trump intrigue skills are 35, his family got long reach perk and he got great spymaster
- He already giftes Biden the carpets that dampen footsteps.

The secret service cooks who feed brandon are probably the most heavily vetted and scrutinized people in the entire united states government.

Liberals are gonna have their own purges, but much like how they project that Stalin's purges were somehow brutal genocidal projects, they'll make the actual purges that occured under Stalin look like acts of rehabilitative justice with how frenzied they act.

Either that or they'll roll over like angry chihuahuas at the first sign of GOP elitist discontent

I'm even more concerned ...for

Fucking hell the way libs and redditors use elipses makes me unreasonably upset

Coming up with elaborate reasons why an 82 year old man was poisoned and is not sundowning

Despite there being plenty of other videos where he looks like the dementia riddled old man he is during the months leading up to this debate

Sure.

Those were just test runs of the Havana syndrome ray!

This is like that scene in Derry girls where the old nun dies of old age at 90+ and everyone's like 'taken before her time'.

Isn't that just deep state pedophiles waging an underground war against the US president?..

Hoping he dies soon just so blue brainiacs stop formulating terrible thoughts like this.

Of course there will be the final bout of speculations about how Putin shrunk himself and invaded Biden's body to manually clog an artery. But at least it will be all over after that.

I've joked before that if Trump dies before the election his supporters would vote him in anyway, thinking it is some conspiracy to make him lose the election. Now I'm thinking the liberals would do that with Biden.

Just imagining an FSB agent sneaking into Biden's dressing room and offering him indica weed gummies

Yeah, there's no historical record of the elderly being energetic in the morning and being sleepy in the evening.

Must be a doctor's plot.